He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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