She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
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you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
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Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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