New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
i've created a new STD.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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