He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
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a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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