bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
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I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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