3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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