Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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