did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
barbara walters just said penis...
operation harelip BJ is a go
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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