I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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