the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
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He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
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Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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