I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Randomize
