Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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