Me. At least after what I've been through.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
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hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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