I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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