I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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