so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
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She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
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I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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