ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
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Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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