Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
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He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
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I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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