When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
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My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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I'm sobbing to NWA
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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