There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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