All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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