You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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