I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
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Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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