It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I bet he comes in French.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Randomize
