garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
babies were throwing up all over the place
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
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I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
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I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
please don't ironically join a cult
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