matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
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It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
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Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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