my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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