YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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