and she was petting her beer can
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
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I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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