stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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