Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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I don't have enough holes for all these australians
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
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Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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