does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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