I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
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if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.