since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
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Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
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Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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