They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
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I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
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why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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