I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
you had me at cake vodka
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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