Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
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did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
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Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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