Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
