I molested 6 butterflies tonight
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
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I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
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I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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