I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
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I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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