So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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