he told me I talked like a deaf person
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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