If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
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But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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