i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
She's the barista slut.
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Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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