There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
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My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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