Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
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It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
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I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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