there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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