I just saw a hot homeless man
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
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He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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