The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
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I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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