I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
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No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
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I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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