On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
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I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
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Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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