One girl and one boy is just not enough.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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