i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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