She said her name was "party"
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I got inside last night via doggy door
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
i believe in u and ur pee
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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