She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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